In the spirit of both beef and music, the Illbillys were inexplicably guarded by tiny knights for their performance...when JB and Peter had attended Huguenot Academy in the 80's, the school "mascot" (icon?) had been the image of a smelly-looking old pissed-off Confederate soldier, seemingly furious at both the federal government and black people alike...it's perhaps unsurprising that Blessed Sacrament now goes with the knight instead.