I took a stroll across the road from the County Seat to admire the lovely courthouse, which somehow managed to escape the rampaging Yankee hordes in 1865 (perhaps the townsfolk hid it). Little did I know that, as I peacefully gazed o'er this "masterpiece of Greek Revival architechture," Illbilly Chris' amplifier was in the process of blowing up, rendering him useless as anything other than an enthusiastic spectator (maybe a dancer?)!