Jack, who had recently laid out several million dollars for a new series of Illbilly Tshirts, tirelessly flogged the things all evening, sounding a bit like a PBS fundraiser: "We want to bring you the Illbillys, but it ain't cheap, ladies 'n' gentlemen...", as though he expected people to leap up on stage and attempt to complete the transaction of purchasing a shirt while the band was playing. Fortunately, no one succumbed to his crass demands.