In frustration that nobody was DANCING, Jack made the offer of a FREE Illbillys Tshirt to the first couple that got up and danced: This couple immediately did so, along with another couple, both sets of dancers leaping up at the same moment, forcing Jack to give up two free Tshirts. It was perhaps mere coincidence that the song into which the Illbillys launched at that moment was Mickey Gilley's "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time,", but it's more likely that the ancient mathematical equation, Powhatan + Country Music = Dancing, was just holding true.