Yes, phonepix. No longer does man have to ever, EVER miss out on a pic-worthy event. Whether it be a terrorist attack on a London subway, a hurricane slamming into New Orleans, or Luanne taking pictures of me taking pictures, a phone with a camera capability truly puts us in league with the gods. If ye doubt these bold words, witnesseth the glory enpixellated below and you'll surely wish I'd used a real camera.
Nothing gives Jack more pleasure than being puppydogged by ME when he's on his way to an Illbilly show! When he stopped @ a snack store, I had to follow him in to make sure he didn't shoplift something, AND to see what he eventually bought: Water!

I was wearing sandals, because it was so hot. And although it looks like some of my toes are frightfully discolored, I assure you that it's just a trick of the pixels. There, you SEE why I never expose my toes in public? People are always snapping misleading pix of 'em with their phone cameras! No wonder I never get any dates!

The reason for the season: JB & Joe belt out "Copperhead Road."

And, finally, Luanne takes a pic of me taking a pic. Yep, it's hilarious, and it never gets old, I tells ya! Looks as though Jill's trying to pick that guy up, too. Ah-HAH! Caught in the act! Toldja phone cameras are useful!

Home