See that? That's WATER Jack is drinking whilst playing. This unusual happenstance came about because, according to Andy's owner Sylvia, Ashland has a city ordinance that states "Members of bandes which play musick for the publick entertainment shalle imbibe neither spirits nor ales during their settes." Whether Sylvia made this up is anybody's guess, but as Ashland has been an incorporated township since 54BC or so, such an ordinance might actually be on the books, right between laws governing the acceptable housing of mules in restaurants and proper witch-burning etiquette.