Capital Ale House didn't even WANT to have a Christmas party in 2007, until the Illbillys yelled at them, "DUDE, we wanna PLAY!" Management gave in after a token struggle, told all of their employees to dress up, and closed the place at 6, refusing entry to such luminaries as Queen Elizabeth, Diddy and the recently deceased Evel Kneivel, all of whom were forced to eat at the Third Street Diner. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with the Third Street Diner, but a homeless gentleman named Walt sat on the Queen's lap as she was attempting to...anyway. The Capital Ale House closed at six.
