Life is hard when you're an Illbilly. Any doubt that this is the case should be swept violently aside with just one glance of Jack's pained, suffering-packed expression, as he laboriously loads up the accoutrements of his noisemaking (and Alicia's aforementioned Rug of Doom). On several occasions we have lamented the fact that the Illbillys, while in possession of a vast musical talent, endless sense of humor and fathomless desire for world peace, are NOT in possession of roadies. A mission to Planet Roadie is planned for this fall, in the hopes of securing at least one.