See? There WERE dancers!! Early on, a number of Andy's patrons dutifully got up and danced to every countryish song the Illbillys churned out (and were cruelly tricked into dancing to "Cigarette" by the Clarks...though it sure SOUNDS country, the Clarks are from Pittsburgh! Ha ha! We win!) and then just as dutifully returned to their seats for everything else. The "everything else" in the Illbillys' repertoire amounts to about 85% these days, so the crickets were definitely chirpin' at times. By the end of the night, however, a few intoxicated attendees such as the lovely (tanned) lady on the left were up and dancin' to all of 'em.