Every Illbillys-at-the-Capital-Ale-House pictoral historically begins with a picture of this sign, illustrating the dee-lish culinary masterpieces that the Capital Ale House...wait a second, "smuttynose?" Dude, lemme stick THAT in my mouth, whatever it is!! Just kidding, I'm sure it's impossibly delicious. As you can see, the Illbillys' new name is "the $5 10pm Illbillys." Excuse me, I need to get to work adding "$5" and "10pm" to every single Illbillypic @ this site.