The Illbillys: When are we playing? What, you're asking ME?
The Illbillys play music. This music takes place at what we refer to as, shows. These shows generally occur at fixed points in time and space, despite our determination to operate outside of these constraints.

Listed on this page are the shows that we are scheduled to play. Please be aware that we play many shows for private enterprises: Parties, country clubs, etc. While we would love for everyone on the planet to attend all of our shows, all persons are not invited to private shows, no matter how much we love each and every one of you.
FRIDAY
4.19.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 O'TOOLE'S MIDLOTHIAN! Both O'Toole's restaurants in the Richmond area are owned by fellows by the name of O'Toole! What are the odds?! In this case, we are playing at the restaurant's Midlothian location. Do not be deceived into heading to the wrong O'Toole's, unless you do not wish to see the Illbillys.
Where: O'Toole's, 13919 Midlothian Tpke, Midlothian VA
When: 8-10:30pm
SATURDAY
4.20.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 NORTHSIDE GRILLE! Northside Grille is the focal point of PORCHELLA, which takes place annually in a nearby neighborhood. Apparently, bands set up on people's porches, and persons migrate from porch to porch, appreciating live music. Once this event concludes, everybody is legally bound to proceed to Northside Grille and appreciate MORE live music, in the form of The Illbillys. It's in the Constitution, people.
Where: Northside Grille, 1217 Bellevue Ave, Richmond, VA
When: 6-9pm
FRIDAY
4.26.24
 THE ILLBILLYS DUO @ SALISBURY CC! Occasionally, an event calls for a quieter, less percussive Illbillys presence. The musical duo that was previously known as Peter and Jeter has now professionally rebranded as The Illbillys Duo, and includes the two Illbillys one might expect in such a situation, which are JB and Peter. All the sweet harmony, none of the annoying percussion. This is a private event for members of Salisbury Country Club.
Where: Salisbury Country Club, Midlothian, VA
When: 6-9pm
SATURDAY
5.04.24
 DERBY PARTY! The Kentucky Derby, the Greatest Two Minutes in Sports, takes place this year on May 3rd and 4th at Churchill Downs in Lousiville, Kentucky. This year, they have a reenvisioned Paddock!! Naturally, any event that's that great and has a reenvisioned Paddock is pricey to attend. Some folks are smart enough to stay home, turn on the TV and invite the Illbillys to play for a Derby Party! And these are those folks whose party this is. If you don't know these folks, then it's unlikely that you're invited: Perhaps you might host your own Derby Party.
Where: Richmond, VA
When: TBA
FRIDAY
5.24.24
 HALLSLEY POOL! Hallsley in Midlothian is "a One Of a Kind New Home Community." It's the Nationally Awarded Best Community in America! Take that, Scottsville, AZ! It will be One Of a Kind on this date, because it's the only community at which the Illbillys will be playing at their pool! This is of course a private event for Hallsley's residents, who are a uniformly attractive and polite bunch.
Where: Hallsley's Pool
Midlothian VA
When: 6-9pm
SATURDAY
5.25.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 WINDY HILL! Windy Hill! It's the highest point of Chesterfield County (hence the wind), and convenient to Route 288! It's a super cool place!
Where: Windy Hill Sports Complex
16500 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
6.01.24
 BLOCK PARTY! This is a private event at a neighborhood block party! I can reveal that it's in Short Pump, VA. But you'll get no further information from me. Were you to just randomly stroll through Short Pump and hope to somehow stumble upon us, you would probably be disappointed. Why not just conserve your energy and see us at O'Toole's on the 21st?
Where: Short Pump VA
When: 7-10pm
FRIDAY
6.21.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 MORE O'TOOLE'S! We used to play First Fridays at O'Toole's, but in 2024 we've graduated to Occasional Third or Fourth Fridays!
Where: O'Toole's: 4800 Forest Hill Ave, Richmond VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
6.29.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 WINDY HILL! Windy Hill! I guess I have to come up with more things to say about Windy Hill. WELL, Nichole, who is the owner, is this super-pretty, tan, buff golf pro person, who's always on hand to administer hugs to deserving Illbillys. At least that's been my experience.
Where: Windy Hill Sports Complex
16500 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
8.24.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 WINDY HILL! Wow, more Windy Hill? Okay, let's see. Have I mentioned their really nice and attractive staff, who are happy to serve your every whim? Well that might be a bit optimistic, but rest assured, they are both nice, and attractive.
Where: Windy Hill Sports Complex
16500 Midlothian Turnpike, Midlothian VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
9.07.24
PUBLIC SHOW
 EVEN MORE O'TOOLE'S! Can the Illbillys hold anyone's attention at O'Toole's on a SATURDAY? We shall see.
Where: O'Toole's: 4800 Forest Hill Ave, Richmond VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
9.14.24
 MIDLOTHIAN HIGH SCHOOL CLASS o' 84 REUNION!! Though it's difficult to imagine why anybody who was around in the 80's might like the Illbillys, they hired us, so we'll play them some music or something. It's a private show, natch!
Where: Richmond VA
When: 6-10pm
FRIDAY
9.20.24
 O. RALPH PUCCINELLI GOLF TOURNAMENT! This is a private event! Need more information? Check out the O. Ralph Puccinelli Foundation!
Where: Richmond Country Club
When: 5-8pm
SATURDAY
9.28.24
 TARRINGTON OKTOBERFEST! The tradition of Oktoberfest dates to October 12, 1810, when Kronprinz Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen. Tarrington celebrates that memorable marriage with the consumption of beer, occasional wearing of dirndls and various entertaining contests of strength and agility! And also... the Illbillys, who were scheduled to play at Ludwig's wedding in 1810, but JB fell off of a roof and broke his nose. And nobody wanted to look at JB with a broken nose, much less hear him try to sing. Fortunately JB's nose has recovered fully over the past 214 years, so we're good to go. This is, of course, a private event.
Where: Tarrington Clubhouse, Midlothian VA
When: 4-7pm
SATURDAY
10.26.24
 IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY! ...which is a private event. I mean, would you like it if some person just showed up at YOUR birtdhay party? Well, bad example, of course you would.
Where: Salisbury Country Club, Midlothian VA
When: 7-10pm
SATURDAY
11.02.24
 PUCCINELLI PIG ROAST! An annual event which is loved by the Puccinelli's firends and neighbors, but feared by pigs. Not a public show, but if you're a pig, we can probably work something out.
Where: Richmond VA
When: 7-11ish
MONDAY
12.23.24
 THE HORN'S CHRISTMAS ADAM PARTY! Which event we play every year, or at least every year one of us doesn't fall off of a roof in November! I hereby announce my ignorance as to why this delightful event is known as the Christmas Adam Party. I have never, not once, seen Adam Sandler there. This is not a public show, and unless you're Adam Sandler, you're probably not invited.
Where: Richmond VA
When: 7-11ish


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