Rolling with the punches, the Illbillys decided to swap their second and third sets, so that they could blast through their threesome repetoire and then have their last set be all four-piece goodness, as they assumed people would be drunker and more interested in throwing caution to the wind and dancing later on. Thorough testing on laboratory rats has proven that it's easier to dance to four-piece Illbilly songs than the three-piecers, which are more suited to, say, swirling brandy in snifters whilst wearing sport jackets with suede on the elbows and gently poking other people in the chest with one's pipe stem.
